My housemate's found a pet that the landlord lets him keep inside the apartment ... a freshman girl.

Power 105 is not my favorite freaking radio station! I'm forced to listen as retribution for my sins.

When does college stop feeling like some sick sleepaway camp for horny 18-year-olds that my parents sent me to?

The number of working e-mail terminals is inversely proportional to the chances that the people using them are writing the Great American Novel.

NO! I don't suffer from frequent tension of freakin' stress headaches! Get over it!

A flock of geese, a pride of lions ... A cheese of freshmen? A giggle of sorority rushees? A boner of fraternity rushees?

This weekend at the Nickelodeon: Another unsanctioned ultimate loser fighting championship bout. Special guest appearance by APD. Seats on the steps of Haning Hall still available.

Ping Center: Please form one line with birth certificate and valid passport in hand for entry.

I live above Night Court. The floor is thin. Please shoot me now.

Congrats to the resident of Boyd Hall who figured out that the blinds go down!

Do you really think people are looking at the cheerleaders' flags?

Would a singular member of the Swarm of Dykes be a "swarmtrooper?"

Mom and Dad, this is Snake, a 34-year-old biker. We've been living together for two year now ... How was your trip down?

Welcome to OU: Where peer pressure ends and beer pressure begins!

I finally found out why they call the apartments Lakeview - my housemate took a shower and now the living room has a lovely view of the lake.

I'm sure Playboy appreciates the effort that went into Night Court's magic marker "Top 100" sign. That should take them out of, and forever ban them from, future eligibility.