Ever get the feeling certain people's clothes cuts off the oxygen to their brains?

I hear they're bringing down cops from Kent State. They're not bringing the National Guard with them, are they?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

There is one great thing to be said for a college education ... it enables you to worry about things all over the world.

Overheard at the Law Caravan: I want to go to law school so I can party for three more years.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

They finally put that tuition raise to good use. Now we get "big kids" cups in the dining hall!

Is anyone else tired of needing four people to help you tip the machine just so you can get a Kit-Kat?

I called the CSC status line ... now they're starting to record the times that OAK will actually be available!

I looked up the definition of "yell." It means "to cry out or utter loudly." Any questions? Send them, with more Yells, to sw633295@oak.cats.ohiou.edu.