Athens got five inches Monday night, that's more then I've gotten all year!

Screw green beer, I want a Shamrock shake!

Athens weather report. West Green: IceE; East Green: Flood; South Green: Snow; College Green: Dry and Clear. Bob, come down the hill and see us sometime.

For those of you too lazy to walk one flight of stairs in the library, get on the elevator and go to the third floor. That's where the health and exercise section is.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh my God ... I could be eating a slow learner.

There is a new scale at Ping, but my roommate is still as fat as ever.

You know you're a senior when even the Yell fails to amuse you.

New indoor tennis courts for our ... tennis team? Yet no indoor track for our track team. Irony at its best on campus.

Attention guys who tan: You aren't chicks!

I looked up the definition of "yell." It means "to cry out or utter loudly." Any questions? Send them, with more Yells, to sw633295@oak.cats.ohiou.edu.