Constant boil orders, unpredictable power outages, and the broken Bank One clock. Looks like Athens is definitely ready for Y2K!

Taking that last drag of your cigarette before entering Ping ... does it give you extra pep to workout?

Quad Night - The Greenery for Seniors.

Hey freshmen: If you are going to swarm the computer labs, could I please use the computer in your room?

Congratulations to "that girl in the Wrangler jeans" for receiving the coveted "cutest butt walking up Morton Hill at eight in the morning award." Sincerest regrets to "that other girl in the Khakis" who was disqualified for carrying her backpack too low.

Hi, this is Alden Library, and you must be deaf because you're not the only one

listening to your headphones!

The quintessential oxymoron: a hippie talking on a cell phone on College Green.

Like, OmiGod! Have you been to the Pub lately? Now we can get glow sticks and listen to techno with our aquariums!

Females - when are they gonna start smelling feminine again instead of fruity? It ain't natural.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

OU Celebrity Deathmatch Pairings:

The TRIPS man vs. Scalia Lab Forecasters

Brother Jed vs. The Gideons

Local landlords vs. Residence Life.

STRESSED spelled backward is DESSERTS.

"Midterms, what midterms?!"

Y'all need to learn how to procrastinate. Stop studying and YELL to ep269696

I hope your grades are better than some of the messages in my inbox.