The YELL!

Have you ever had a parent tell you to behave and have fun? Isn't that an oxymoron? I always tell them it's either one or the other.

You know you're a full-fledged college student when you have the room closest to the dumpsters and yet you can sleep through the morning garbage trucks.

The immovable object vs. the irresistible force? Who cares! The only irresistible forces that I know of are the ones that lay out in their bikinis during Spring Quarter.

Would someone PLEASE tell that girl that sits behind me in Economics that she chews her gum like a cow?

Speaking of gum, is it completely necessary to stick your used gum on the underside of a desk? We are in college.�

PERSONALS: One big wet pile of clean clothes searching for a single dryer that actually works somewhere in Dougan Hall.

Its time to graduate when Quads no longer affect you.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?�

Park Place and University terrace: if only people had enough sense to go straight across the street instead of diagonally - then those cars wouldn't be so tempted to run you over. Here's an idea: paint some f#@*in' crosswalk lines!

Is it me, or do Athens streets after a good snowfall eerily resemble the floor of the Cheese? Sludge, anyone?

I'm not a binge drinker. I don't take days off.

What's up with the "glory" hole in the men's bathroom at Baker Center?

To those who can't seem to lose the Ivy League clothes-need I remind you that this is OU? Admit it, all you got for applying was that loser shirt! We're not impressed!�

To all the girls on campus: Platform clogs and eight inches of snow and ice do NOT mix!

Science professors never got that memo from a few years ago that grades were supposed to be inflated.

You got to love a University that boasts computers in every dorm room, but still makes you wait two-and-a-half hours for Ben Harper tickets.

I love seeing Wal-Mart protestors drinking Starbucks Coffee from the Front Room on a cold winter day.

WOW! Tremendous improvement! At least the four inches of sludge on the street got you to yell a little. Keep up the good work and send your yells to Gena at gk410797.