The Yell!

Forget $341 million ...

Iran should give Terry Anderson a couple barrels of oil.

OK, seriously, is anyone actually impressed by people driving up and down the street going THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!? Anybody?

You know that the College of Business doesn't have enough classes when you have 30 people trying to pink slip into your marketing class.

But officer ... I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around ...that is how far they are ahead of me.

Does a possum play possum or does a possum play dead?

Ah, spring ... The time of year when a college girl's vanity turns to fake 'n' bake sessions. Soon, popping up in your classes, be girls who are not tan, but ORANGE! They didn't get that on Spring Break.

Isn't it sad that I depend more on my alarm clock than I depend on myself?

Overheard in class: Any call after 11 p.m. is a booty call.

It doesn't matter where you went on Spring Break - you don't remember it anyway.

What do you remember about Spring Break? I've got to figure out why the passengers on the plane didn't yell "Front of the Plane Sucks" like OU seniors did on the bus to Mardi Gras. Hmmm ... Yell to ep269696.