The Yell

Would someone please inform me the next time Ping decides to hold an Aerosmith marathon so I make sure to skip working out that day?

You know you're a senior when you say, "I hate when my book-bag gets stuck on the barstool, but I hate it even more when I spill my aquarium in my notebook."

Why do fraternity guys who work so hard to obtain their letters give them away to girls who do nothing for them? So is the point of pledging a fraternity to give your letters away?

When you are on the sidewalk with a beer in your hand and pissing on the sidewalk, keep your loser remarks to yourself.

Wanted: BETA THETA PIs must have fake, tanning-bed tans, shaven legs and work out on regular basis.

If the bookstores wouldn't take out full-page ads in the newspapers, maybe they could charge us less for books!

Somebody needs to tell the sorority girls to leave their hoop earrings and tight black booty pants at home. It is Ping - not the CLUB!

Just because it's an interpersonal communication class doesn't mean I want to talk to you.

The new channels on CATvision are great, but why does our reception still look like we're pirating it from an illegal hookup with the neighbors?

All the power to you if you went on spring break and still like everyone you rode in the car with.